accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses
the funniest latest fashion statement is everyone buying those chunky white sneakers that dads wear and wearing them around as if they didn’t vehemently make fun of all the kids who used to wear those in grade school
I’m talking about these btw
i set myself up earlier bc i said “i bet i could fit my whole body in that trashcan” so my coworker made me prove it but then he started wheeling me around in it (bc it’s a big rolling trashcan) and started spinning me in circles but the can went crazy and i smashed my elbow into the wall so hard i May have chipped it
